Definitions by dordan jewert

whatever sucks your straw 

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

whatever sucks your straw by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

butt stamp 

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.

joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.

butt stamp by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

carpet gypsy 

an undercover lesbian. one that portrays to be a lesbian in order to score men. could also be a real lesbian but has moments where men seem more appealing (usually high/drunk).

damnnnn, look at that girl score all those chicks. such a carpet gypsy.

carpet gypsy by dordan jewert April 23, 2009