Definitions by donny iris

Purple Mushroom

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

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the best god damn coach in the best god damn city coaching the best god damn football team in America

Bill Cowher and the jaw did an awesome job this year, Pittsburgh's goin to the Superbowl

Cowher by donny iris January 26, 2005

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