Definitions by don ricksen

fartmeister 

someone who sits on the couch all day and farts inherently becoming the fartmeister.

same as someone who conducts music is a maestro a person who farts all day becomes
the fart meister.

my dad is the fartmeister, on his day off he watches TV and farts all day

fartmeister by don ricksen July 5, 2021