Definitions by don fuckaurmom

harpfuck

breasts with extreemly large fish growing out the nipples and dying dogs.

she has very ripe HARPFUCKS homie

harpfuck by don fuckaurmom January 11, 2009

shlooping 

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

shlooping by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008