When you are extremely thicc and you turn around and your ass is the size of a exercise ball. plastic surgery can't give you this much thiccness, it has to run in your family. if it does, you are a complete goddess and rise above all. if you know someone with a hippo ass, it's gonna be hard to eat the whole peach.
I was walking down the street and I saw a girl with a hippo ass. the poperatsi were chasing her down the block. it was a nice sight.
by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019
when you and ur friend with a really curly afro on the top of her head get really bored and decided to straighten her hair but she's never straighten it before so your scared to shit. and it takes you like four hours because it's so thick and after you finish she looks like and umbrella and you laugh you shitting pants off for the next hour and a half but you realize you have to go into public and under your breath you say "shit." oops
after I straighten her hair she went into umbrella mode because it flopped over her like an umbrella
by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019