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Warick is the small ass town in New York. It smells like cow shit 24/7. There are farms and cows everywhere. There is nothing to do there. Most teens hang out at Buger King or Cafe a la Mode. Each teen is either high on soemthing, or drunk out of their mind. The population concludes of 68% preps, 12% gangsters, 54% skaters, and a few outcasts here and there. The one thing Warwick has is apples, which the people from New Jersey and NYC take from us at Applefest away. Our schools look great to the people that don't live there, but its really consists of riots and dug deals.
Friend: "So where do you live?"

Warwick Citizen: "New York."

Friend: "REALLY?! NEW YORK?! THATS AWESOME!"

Warwick Citizen: "No, not new york city, I live in Warwick New York."

Friend: "Where?"

Warwick Citizen: "It has farms and its small and...never mind."
by dkfg, March 14, 2010
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