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womptwat

A girl whose twat has been thoroughly womped, leaving her almost as wide as she is deep. Many such females can be found at dubstep shows, as the men there are known for having abnormally large dicks. However, this does not matter, as these pussies are simply unfillable. Even a man with cock 2.5 inches in diameter cannot even come close to fitting snugly.

A snatch that has been pounded harder than cookie monster's basslines, leaving it loose and undesirable.

Datsik: Yo, Excision, how'd it go with that gash last night?

Excision: Another fucking womptwat, eh. Couldn't even begin to get her off.

Flux Pavilion: ROFLCOPTER FOOKING LIMEY TWATTERS ALWAYS SCORING ROT GASH

by djtelevision December 26, 2010