dj_derek's definitions
by dj_derek March 5, 2003

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003

A light-hearted way of telling someone they suck arse, or a way of preventing your insults from sounding too serious.
1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
