Definitions by dj_derek

stealth bomber 

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

stealth bomber by dj_derek March 5, 2003

lay a cable 

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

lay a cable by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

Moosik by dj_derek March 5, 2003