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Sensitive 

A quality girls say they need from a guy, hoping he, like millions of others, will cave in and start crying like a bitch and doing other sappy "sensitive things", like holding her hand and writing things for her.

See also: poetry
Josh became a sensitive guy for Andrea, so Luke and I beat him to shit.
Sensitive by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

snoopy groupie 

A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.

A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.

Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.

loan shark 

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.