Gremlin

A girl that seems very attractive and cute until the "brightlights" come on at the club and you realize that she is a horrible disfigured monster.
I was talking to this bitch at the club and then the whoa lights came on and that bitch was a Gremlin.
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
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The 3some plus rule

Having sexual relations with a female and her friend is always acceptable as long as the total score of said bitches hotness equals 10 or more.
The 3some plus rule

While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.

Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.

In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 04, 2009
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College Soda

Beer. Usually the cheapest beer available for college kids (ex. Natty Ice, The Beast)
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
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