dirkdiggler9969's definitions

JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.

"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.

by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009

Gremlin

A girl that seems very attractive and cute until the "brightlights" come on at the club and you realize that she is a horrible disfigured monster.

I was talking to this bitch at the club and then the whoa lights came on and that bitch was a Gremlin.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

College Soda

Beer. Usually the cheapest beer available for college kids (ex. Natty Ice, The Beast)

"Yo, Let's go pound some college soda!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009