dirkdiggler9969's definitions

ghost of pussy past

Memories that enter your head of past GF's when you are tired of banging your current one.

I'm really sick of this bitch and I keep getting haunted by the ghost of pussy past.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.

"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009