conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Gremlin

A girl that seems very attractive and cute until the "brightlights" come on at the club and you realize that she is a horrible disfigured monster.

I was talking to this bitch at the club and then the whoa lights came on and that bitch was a Gremlin.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

ghost of pussy past

Memories that enter your head of past GF's when you are tired of banging your current one.

I'm really sick of this bitch and I keep getting haunted by the ghost of pussy past.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009