dick wright-upham's definitions

Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.

A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

Barnshoot

(or banchoot). British military slang from the time British troops served in India. Corruption of "bahine ka chut" which means "sister's cunt" in Hindi. Abusive term for a person one does not like.

I'm not coming if you've invited that barnshoot!

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

Nunny

Pussy, vagina.

Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 14, 2010