Fun sponge

Noun. A boring, humourless person.

Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!

by Dick Wright-Upham December 07, 2010

Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 14, 2010

Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 27, 2011

Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.

A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.

by Dick Wright-Upham January 06, 2011

Nunny

Pussy, vagina.

Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 11, 2010