Definitions by desireee && anetaa <33

hoetastic 

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

hoetastic by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

hoetastic scale 

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

hoetastic scale by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008