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Blastoise 

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"

I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom

Blastoise by denser then you March 5, 2019