A faint yet persistent whisper of booty doom—a scent so subtle it makes you question if it’s really there or if your nose is just being dramatic. Most commonly found lingering in tight spaces, gym shorts, and the unfortunate aftermath of an overconfident “just a quick rinse” shower.
Jeremy: do you think you can put both of my nuts in your mouth?
Tiff: I don’t know, maybe.
Tiff: *gagging*
Jeremy: try harder
Tiff: are you sure you washed? It’s a bit butty.
Jeremy: *checking* Oh you’re right, It’s a bit butty.
Tiff: I don’t know, maybe.
Tiff: *gagging*
Jeremy: try harder
Tiff: are you sure you washed? It’s a bit butty.
Jeremy: *checking* Oh you’re right, It’s a bit butty.
by deisel!!! (Not mark) March 7, 2025
Get the buttymug.