Definitions by dead fantasist
Celebratory Wank
When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
Celebratory Wank by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
Masturbatory Skullduggery
You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?
This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!
Masturbatory Skullduggery by dead fantasist November 26, 2006