dberto's definitions

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009

Keep it real up in the field

Popularized on the Howard Stern Show, derivation of Keep it Real, with the geographical location of 'in the field' added to specify where you need to keep it real.

"Keep it real up in the field, a'ight?"

by dberto April 7, 2010

The Big Aristotle

Nickname for NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!

by dberto April 3, 2009