Definitions by david dring

Spam celery

A term used to describe a vegetarian meal that secretly contains traces of meat. The vegetarian has no idea that he/she has totally gone against the rules of vegetarianism.

Man: Oh my god you so just ate some spam celery, not feeling so vegetarian now are you!

Vegetarian: *cries and hides from all humanity*

Spam celery by david dring April 24, 2006

McDoogles 

The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.

McDoogles by david dring April 24, 2006

weekend doormat 

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

weekend doormat by david dring April 24, 2006