Cockwebs 

Figurative accumulation on a guy's dick when he hasn't had sex for awhile. Might also co-occur with the accumulation of dust.

After months of single life, Dave has accumulated a load of cockwebs.

Hey baby, you wanna be a dear, clear out my cockwebs for me?

Cockwebs by dave99 December 13, 2004

cockweasel 

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

cockweasel by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

cockweasel 

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

cockweasel by Mike September 10, 2003

cockweasel 

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.

If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.

cockweasel by whitepapagold February 28, 2011

cock webs 

An out of commission cock

"I haven't got laid in so long, I've grown cock webs".

cock webs by Carolick May 19, 2011

cockweasle

A sly person. An individual who regularly deceives his friends and associates.

That guy is a cockweasle. Don't trust a thing he says.

cockweasle by Stefalicious Jnr August 4, 2023