dave the plumber's definitions

smao

A name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.

Jamie - Hand me the tub of smao Jethro, bread is so boring without it.
Jethro - Sorry Jamie, I've just finished the smao.
Jamie - You greedy pig Jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.

by dave the plumber December 28, 2008