dave brasky's definitions

Syrian mudboat

When a woman takes a shit upside down and the shit lines the crack of her ass. And you fuck her using her shit as lube and then you paint each other's faces like deadpool with the shit

Bro I totally gave that slut a Syrian mudboat.

by dave brasky October 9, 2016

hesching

giving oneself a nasty rash or staph infection from not washing or touching your own shit

taylor aint washed in a while and i think hes hesching himself

by dave brasky December 29, 2007

10 on pump two

The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.

Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two

by dave brasky September 3, 2020