marjorie

A woman who takes your breath away and renders you speechless upon initial meeting. She unknowingly instantly destroys any and all smoothness you might have otherwise been capable of thus ruining your first impression. This unfortunately leaves you completely and utterly vulnerable to being Cock-blocked by anyone who already knows her.
guy 1 : Dude who is that.....she's gorgeous....

guy 2 : That, my friend, is Marjorie. Can you hold my drink while I cockblock you? Thanks.

guy 1 : remains in the corner holding a drink blinking and drooling like a zombie.....
by datguy3 April 21, 2011
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