das punisher's definitions

carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011

CrocAsian

a person of Asian descent wearing Crocs

There seem to be a lot of CrocAsian tourists in Waikiki this time of year.

by das punisher December 15, 2010