A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.
There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.
There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.
Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?
Me: Oh true did you have some spots?
Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!
Me: Oh true did you have some spots?
Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!
by darkmyst September 19, 2005

The most common colour to paint your RWD mazda, toyota, etc in New Zealand. A dull dark paint usually applied with spray cans, A cheap way of making your car look "gangster". But in reality 99% of "Matt black" paint jobs are shit.
by darkmyst May 11, 2006

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.
by darkmyst September 21, 2005

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
by darkmyst September 19, 2005

A guy from the OC that 80% of chicks are completely obsessed about and collect different merchandise.
by darkmyst July 06, 2005

Another name for "Shots"
Often used at parties, a cooler and more pronouncative way of saying "Shots". Also See sho'iez
Often used at parties, a cooler and more pronouncative way of saying "Shots". Also See sho'iez
by darkmyst January 26, 2006

Alcohol shots that aren't meant to be shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots
"Man, why do we have to do ugly shots!?"
"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."
"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."
by darkmyst January 24, 2006
