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Zynxiety

Zynxiety is the anxiety experienced when your Zyn pouch goes too hard, too quickly.

Someone experiencing zynxiety is often torn between spitting out the Zyn pouch to stop the anxiety, or keeping the Zyn pouch in to continue to catch the buzz at the cost of zynxiety.
Josh: *sitting up straight and staring into space* "Bro, I got major zynxiety right now."
by darkTLM December 5, 2022
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Zyndigestion

Zyndigestion is indigestion, heart burn, and other similar side effects caused by throwing in a zynarooski on either an empty stomach, or after having thrown in several Zyn pouches consecutively and swallowing the Zyn spit the entire time.

The sensation is often very uncomfortable, but the buzz that comes at the same time as the Zyndigestion is often too good to forsake.
Aaron: "Man, I got some zyndigestion right now. Anyone got some tums?"

Daniel: "Bro, just drink some water and throw in a new one."
by darkTLM December 5, 2022
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