emo taxes

Taxes that cut themselves. Usually observed during audits of high-ranking politicians.
Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?
Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.
by dano jamo February 05, 2009
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Camp Retardundo

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.
1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?
by dano jamo February 25, 2009
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