necronomicon

A tribute to our Irish forefahers, the Necronomicon is a mysterious device that utilizes extreme pressure, to make your night up to 1 million % better, in .5 seconds.
The party EXPLODED when the Necronomicon arrived, and the cops were soon too drunk to arrest everyone.
by dang skippanowski January 13, 2006
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