Definitions by dan and eric
zoo keeper
the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body
charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me
zoo keeper by dan and eric September 26, 2006