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Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.

"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"

by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024