Hardwarian

A person who works at a hardware store.

For more information, stop by your local Truevalue hardware store and ask a hardwarian.

by daddyjenkins April 01, 2020

Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.

I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019