Definitions by daddy dumbbell

If it was a snake it would have bit you 

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

If it was a snake it would have bit you by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020