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A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.
A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!
by da grimreafa & co October 02, 2008

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The poop that sticks to ur anal hair aka kligons
gerdungernuts: various sized poop that has remained on ur anal hair generally due to a lack of toilet paper.
by da grimreafa & co October 02, 2008

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