Definitions by da Fonze
Chain of Rocks Bridge
The act of using a variety of strong crystalline drugs sequentially to transition from one state to another.
Chain of Rocks Bridge by da Fonze January 11, 2026
Swinghaven Stanley Steemer
Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
Swinghaven Stanley Steemer by da Fonze December 3, 2023