Definitions by da Fonze

Steakhouse Tossed Salad

Analingus performed on an individual who eats almost exclusively at BBQ joints and Steakhouses providing the the analinguist with the smoky and elegant aroma of opulence. It's essence is so comforting it often creates feelings akin to the enjoyment and affluence of being served a $77 Ribeye at Ruth's Chris.

"Being a vegan the closest I'm ever gonna come to eating meat is through a Steakhouse Tossed salad!"
"I'm far from rich but getting to do a Steakhouse Tossed Salad makes me feel like a millionare!"

Steakhouse Tossed Salad by da Fonze September 28, 2026

Omaha Tossed Salad

Anilingus with an individual who subsists on the carnivore diet.

"Yeah I ate his ass but the smell was like spam and lucid dreams....like an Omaha tossed salad, dig?"

Omaha Tossed Salad by da Fonze September 28, 2026

Chain of Rocks Bridge

The act of using a variety of strong crystalline drugs sequentially to transition from one state to another.

Last night we traversed the Chain of Rocks Bridge and it was a trip!

Chain of Rocks Bridge by da Fonze January 11, 2026

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer 

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.

"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer by da Fonze December 3, 2023