Boles

The result of an over-inflated ego of a middle-aged, pasty man-child with a tendancy to wear baggy skater shorts and tee-shirts bearing 80's vintage video game and third-rate sci-fi movie art in a failed attempt to retain what was a painful and lonely youth. These "men" are prone to sweating profusely and tying their oily, thinning hair into what they call a man-bun.
SYNONYMS: Sissy-Mary, Nancy-Boy, Cock-Knocking Flaming Douche

Look at Robert; he's getting older and fatter every time I see him. It won't be long until he turns into a real "Boles".

by d.u.c.baggins August 16, 2018