ham dagger

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.
danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.
by d frank November 18, 2006
mugGet the ham daggermug.

vag crumbs

the little nubbins that appear after i bang out my girlfriend when i'm krunked.
yo, i woke up the other day to find vag crumbs all over the sheets. what the fuck!
by d frank December 24, 2007
mugGet the vag crumbsmug.