Definitions by cumgargler45
Taaka
A cheap, god forsaken Vodka with the taste of oyster penis mixed with the dead skin from a homeless heroin addict. Typically found in a roadside Bottle Shop somewhere along The Rez.
Taaka by cumgargler45 January 15, 2021
Jadenturf
A short, usually blonde species that dwells in group homes and juvenile facilities. They wreaks of Body Odor and dried semen. They can also be found tinkering with clocks in the basement of your local fitness center in a very meticulous manner.
Jadenturf by cumgargler45 January 15, 2021