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R2D2

abbrev.: "Ready To Drop Two"

meaning: pregnant and carrying twins
Bill: Hey have you seen Kate lately? She's HUGE!
Rob: I know man, she's R2D2.
by ctrlU December 10, 2012
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Common Nonsense

Phrase describing a popular belief that is held and promoted but which is not actually true.

False information that has not yet made the transition to Old Wives Tale.
Examples of Common Nonsense:

1. Corporal punishment improves behavior.
2. If you don't wear a hat you'll catch a cold.
3. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
4. If you shave something the hair grows back thicker.
5. Your hair and nails keep growing after you die.
6. The world used to be a safer place.
by ctrlU October 4, 2010
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velocipedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to bicycles.
In July of 2013 the Swedish police were looking for a man who had been having sex with parked bicycles. This velocipedophile had been filmed in the act by the owner of one of the defiled bikes.
by ctrlU September 23, 2013
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Christmas Bomb

The colourful festive debris of wrapping paper scraps, bows, ribbon, and packaging that covers a room after the presents have all been opened.
It looks like a Christmas Bomb went off in here!
by ctrlU December 25, 2010
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