ctrlU's definitions

Swedish holiday

masturbating in public

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.

by ctrlU September 19, 2013

big mac

n. A unit of evil or unhealthiness against which all other things are measured.

1. Twice the calories than a big mac
2. Half the fat than a big mac
3. One eighth the sodium than a big mac
4. More racist than a big mac
5. Ten times more radiation than a big mac
6. More unprotected sex than a big mac
7. More greedy than a big mac
8. 18 more mpg than a big mac
9. Bigger boobs than a big mac
10. half as ugly as a big mac
11. More deadly than two big macs
12. Smells like a steaming heap of big macs

etc.

by ctrlU May 5, 2011

Chinese Rerun

n. The result of combining all the containers of different leftovers from a big Chinese take-out order into one pan and re-heating.

Usually results in a very tasty but unidentifiable mystery dish.

Can also be applied to Thai food (i.e. Thai Rerun)

You: What's for dinner?
Me: Chinese Rerun
You: Mmmmmm!

by ctrlU January 24, 2012

Christmas Bomb

The colourful festive debris of wrapping paper scraps, bows, ribbon, and packaging that covers a room after the presents have all been opened.

It looks like a Christmas Bomb went off in here!

by ctrlU December 25, 2010