Definitions by crickey smith

anchor wanker 

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

anchor wanker by crickey smith March 8, 2022

tasty smell 

when a chick is giving you a blowie and you need to fart, you time it so you fart about 4 seconds before you blow,
so she gets the taste and smell simultaneously

last night i gave your mom a good old tasty smell

tasty smell by crickey smith June 25, 2017