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haagensen

when you have an all guys sleep over and everyone wakes up without clothes on.

Dude, kevin pulled a haagensen at Seth's party last weekend.

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The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

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