creative butt buddy's definitions

haagensen

when you have an all guys sleep over and everyone wakes up without clothes on.

Dude, kevin pulled a haagensen at Seth's party last weekend.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010