Definitions by crazyfrogenjoyer

designer slop

refers to generic, hideous, overly minimalist pieces of furniture; usually in bland colors, too.

"What about this chair? It fits the aesthetic."
"That one? No, I don't want any designer slop in my house."

Leaving for an extended period of time, and not hand important duties over to other people.

"His mother had a Tippie Moment; she went on a long holiday without letting them know what was to be done around the house."