crazy b's definitions

alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.

His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.

by crazy b February 9, 2005

Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.

Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.

by crazy b May 3, 2005

ranch hand

It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.

Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.

by Crazy B January 9, 2005