crazy b's definitions

super boner

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.

Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.

by crazy b February 10, 2005

alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.

His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.

by crazy b February 9, 2005

ranch hand

It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.

Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.

by Crazy B January 9, 2005