craig ellis johnson's definitions

taint

pussy protection; the flesh area required by insurance companies to indemnify (cover) pussy corruption; assures no fresh poop meanders into close proximity to the vagina region; like a fence or terd levee.

this hippie chick who used to walk around for hours a day in parking lots at phish shows had a giant callus form on her taint.

by craig ellis johnson October 5, 2006