Definitions by crackbaby megan

beige 

A word for people of undetermined race. A person whose skin is beige, making it impossible to figure out their ancestry as they are darker than a white person but lighter than a black person, but not Latino or Asian. Can get away with race jokes and blend into all crowds because no one knows what their deal is.

Check out that beige guy, blending in with the brown kids.

beige by crackbaby megan May 13, 2006

morbidly obese 

Extremely cool and awesome; beyond phat and more than obese.

Your new ride is morbidly obese! I wish my ride was that hot.

morbidly obese by crackbaby megan December 28, 2005