2 definitions by coxynormous
A more or less retarded corn child that hails from Indiana. When you come across an Eden. 1. Approach with caution 2. Do not attempt contact in any form or manner. 3. Run while there is still hope. If you fail to follow any of these steps you might suffer the following deaths: being run over by a tractor, being beaten to death with a corn stalk, and the rare occasion where she stuffs her mouth with corn and shoots each kernel into your brains.
by coxynormous November 10, 2021
by coxynormous January 15, 2021