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Eden

A more or less retarded corn child that hails from Indiana. When you come across an Eden. 1. Approach with caution 2. Do not attempt contact in any form or manner. 3. Run while there is still hope. If you fail to follow any of these steps you might suffer the following deaths: being run over by a tractor, being beaten to death with a corn stalk, and the rare occasion where she stuffs her mouth with corn and shoots each kernel into your brains.

Watch out for that eden child. She's bad bad news

by coxynormous November 9, 2021

Joanna

Otherwise known as “Jonahs”, are Draco Malfoy porn loving and nerd scourges of society.

You already know why “Joanna” is always on ph.

by coxynormous January 15, 2021