3 definitions by couch potat

american idol

where dreams go to die and where temporary legends are born

ever hear of ruben studdard, fantasia burrinno, taylor hicks, or david cook. all are past winners of american idol

by couch potat April 3, 2010

megan fox

formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes

(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!

(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!

by couch potat April 6, 2010

karate

a place your mommy and daddy leave you when they are busy.

karate is a camoflauged daycare center

by couch potat April 12, 2010