couch eater's definitions
Someone who enjoys the fine art of going down on the largest of ladies private parts. BMI minimum of 56. Also known as elk fist hero.
"Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?”
“No bro, I just ate at the elk lodge.”
“Dude, you totally are a bedeater.”
“No bro, I just ate at the elk lodge.”
“Dude, you totally are a bedeater.”
by couch eater November 9, 2022
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