coop-meme's definitions

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

word

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Teacher: say a word
Student:word
Teacher: detention
Student:why
Teacher: use word in a sentence
Student: word is a word
Teacher:other than that sentence
Student: word is in the dictionary

by coop-meme January 28, 2020

The Fagguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Fagguette

Hey do you want to do the Fagguette tonight?
I don't like Fagguette's.
We do the Fagguette all the time

by coop-meme December 13, 2022

Coopmeme

A fully sick cunt who can't say no to shifts at several if his jobs that don't exist expt one of them, whilst still able to party with da bois

Boss: ay coop-meme want a sh....
Coop-meme: YES!!!!!!!!!

BOIS: coop-meme come for a Micky
Coopmeme:oow yeah right I haven't been Callen in for a shift yet

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 6, 2021