12 definitions by coop-meme

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws

Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98

by coop-meme March 25, 2021

Coopmeme

A fully sick cunt who can't say no to shifts at several if his jobs that don't exist expt one of them, whilst still able to party with da bois

Boss: ay coop-meme want a sh....
Coop-meme: YES!!!!!!!!!

BOIS: coop-meme come for a Micky
Coopmeme:oow yeah right I haven't been Callen in for a shift yet

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Woodshlong

This is a type of person who loves sex, drugs, alchohol, and partying the night away.

Person 1: hay Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson: hee hee?
Person 1: your a woodshlong
Micheal Jackson: I just beat it!

by coop-meme January 6, 2021