coop-meme's definitions

Woodshlong

This is a type of person who loves sex, drugs, alchohol, and partying the night away.

Person 1: hay Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson: hee hee?
Person 1: your a woodshlong
Micheal Jackson: I just beat it!

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

The Fagguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Fagguette

Hey do you want to do the Fagguette tonight?
I don't like Fagguette's.
We do the Fagguette all the time

by coop-meme December 13, 2022

Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Gayer Than AIDS

A general broad issue term to describe something shit, crap, terrible, in bearable, or bearly tolerable

Well that's gayer than Aids

by coop-meme December 13, 2022