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plurper

a man who enjoys ejaculating (plurping) in small discrete public areas. preferably done in places that are often checked. a plurper is one who seeks the thrill of being caught.

Jason: dude Matt is such a plurper, its getting dangerous for his health.
John: idk, I think I might try it sometime
Jason: I wouldn't, it took me 4 years to quit.

plurper by coolest guy around1834672 July 3, 2026