Definitions by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan

shlosh 

a fat, double chinned retarardic alien hoo inpregnates chicks every hour with alien sperm which on the streets costs heaps

hey dan can u get my some "shlosh" sure thing! it will cost u your mum though.

shlosh by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan September 30, 2003

steiny 

a steiny is a dick with balls the size of tennis balls. There is no immediate cure for steiny but we are workin on one. If you do have steiny, fk as many girls as u can because the chicks dig it.

IM sorry Mary, your child has steiny.

steiny by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan September 30, 2003