Definitions by colin worth

Bum Fungus 

Bum Fungus is a fungal infection of the outer colon.

Bum Fungus is usually found in the holes of Pregnant women, Acrobats and people named Robert.

Bum Fungus by colin worth July 23, 2007

fanny spanner 

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

fanny spanner by colin worth July 23, 2007

whoopla 

Whoopla (woo - pla)
Originaly a german term about boating, but now commonly used in most social circles.

Colin - Lets form a status quo tribute band

Blair - Good idea, how do you feel about the name 'Status Whoopla'?

Colin -That's very nice.... smell my groin?

whoopla by colin worth July 23, 2007