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The Yoni is a standard unit of chronological measurement, defined strictly as the period of time Yoni has to spend in service of the army. (Yoni will ultimately serve 1 The Yoni in the army.)
The universe is estimated by scientists to be roughly 0.16 The Yonis old.
by coldPhage September 9, 2005
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