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The Yoni
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The Yoni is a standard
unit
of chronological measurement, defined strictly as the period of
time
Yoni has to spend in service of the army. (Yoni
will
ultimately serve 1 The Yoni in the army.)
The
universe
is estimated by
scientists
to be roughly 0.16 The Yonis
old
.
The Yoni
by
coldPhage
June 11, 2006
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