1 definition by coconuts are lies

A very Mysterious Dry man, Known to few. He is a Heartbreker and a Gentlman all at the same time. He is very dirty, but always clean, yet he never gets wet. He is also known by :3 and " The Driest man in the World".
Airyn: OMG! Is that Pancho across the Street eating a Taco!

Adam: World Of Warcraft! Is It!

Airyn: Nevermind... that guy is all sweaty.

Adam: Can't be Pancho then, everyone knows Pancho can't get wet.
by coconuts are lies October 28, 2010
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